Is your marketing leaky, creaky, or backed up?

limeduck solutions is here to help

marketing unblocked

limeduck solutions is your full-service marketing plumbing contractor. From cleaning up poorly structured data to refurbishing a rusty salesforce setup and repiping a content strategy, we can seal your leaks and keep the leads flowing smoothly. All of our technicians are uniformed, and our instruments are sterilized before and after every job.

limeduck news

Winter Friday Hours are in effect: all freakin’ day.
Our FAQ and Specials have been updated for pandemic times. Didn’t ever think I’d be writing that sentence.
The estimable Erica Seidel writes on MarketingProfs that limeduck solutions is a “standout”. Outstanding!
The complete original limeduck blog* is available right here.
* Warning: some posts may not be suitable for adults.

Automation

Connecting & Automating Marketing Processes

From tune-up to tear-down, we can optimize or implement automation, drips, triggers, landing pages, lead scoring, and more with Salesforce, HubSpot, Pardot, Marketo, and others.

Prospecting

Bespoke Prospect Lists & Lead Generation

For almost any target customer you can imagine, there is a prospect universe out there. We have years of experience in a range of techniques. Let us build your list for you.

CRM CSI

CRM Crime Scene Investigation & Cleanup

Has someone committed Marketing Malpractice or Crimes Against Data Integrity? Let us shine a black light on your database and haul away the hazardous waste. We don’t judge.

All the Rest

Connecting the Dots & Plugging the Holes

From piping content from your blog through your social channels to making sure that analytics captures all your data, we’re jacks of all technical marketing trades.

valued clients

Without them, we’re nothing.

automation tools

A totally unscientific survey of sales and marketing automation tools used by some limeduck solutions clients.

Salesforce 92% 92%
Marketo 54% 54%
Pardot 33% 33%
HubSpot 23% 23%
Zoho 8% 8%
Hopes and Prayers 0% 0%

company profile

limeduck solutions is your full-service marketing plumbing contractor.

David Karp founded limeduck solutions to fill the need for effective, practical, down-to-earth marketing for growing companies. He has held senior marketing roles at firms such as Ipswitch, FirstGiving, and Currensee. He holds an MBA from the MIT Sloan School of Management and lives in Harlem with an archivist, a cat, and too many books. If you must, you can follow him on Twitter, or view his riveting LinkedIn profile.

the limeduck formula

Strategy 32% 32%
Execution 78% 78%
Bullshit 0% 0%

occasionally asked questions

Are you kidding me?

No. We are as serious as an overflowing septic tank. The internet is a series of tubes, and your marketing and sales process is a series of funnels, so we figured that plumbing was a good metaphor. After all, if the plumbing in your house isn’t working right, not a lot else matters till you get that fixed. Marketing Plumbing Contracting is all about clean pipes, effective funnels, and time-saving automation.

Do you make housecalls?

ARE YOU INSANE? DO YOU WANT TO GET US ALL KILLED?? It’s seldom necessary to actually come on-premises, but we can do it, especially for project kick-off and wrap-up, or training your team to use your shiny new marketing pipes. Travel outside our comfort zone will incur additional expense.

Are you certified?

Certifiable, maybe, but we’re probably not officially certified. Taking tests and joining partner programs just takes time away from solving client problems.

You know that chart adds up to more than 100%, right?

We’re known for attention to detail, and we give 110%.

specials!

Everybody loves a deal.

FREE PROGNOSIS

CRM CSI

Are your data unclean? Does the rank odor of corruption cling to your dashboards like velcro? Is #N/A your largest segment? Are your picklists longer than CVS receipts? Do you have more duplicates than season 3 of Orphan Black? There is hope. Drop us a line.
Expires 11/3/2020, possibly along with everything else

20% SURCHARGE

FOR WEWORK MEMBERS

No more free beer? Too bad. If you drank the kool-aid and put your office in a WeWork, maybe you’ll swallow this surcharge too.
Expires when WeWork does, so act fast

20% OFF

UPPER MANHATTAN MARKETING GROUP

Is your HQ in the Borough of Manhattan North of 59th and West of 5th? Pat yourself on the back for your good taste and take 20% off any new plumbing project this quarter.
Expires 12/31/2020

10% OFF

SFDC SECURITY, PERMISSIONS, PRIVACY

Taken any good Salesforce security audits lately? Passed any? “What security audit,” you say? Take 10% any new Salesforce security or privacy project starting this year.
Expires 12/31/2020; offer not available in California

Be reasonable, people. One coupon per client, new projects only, coupons can’t be combined with other discounts and offers. No double coupons. Void where prohibited. Coupons have no cash value.