I got an ice cream sandwich from the freezer.  Not actually an ice cream sandwich, but one of those soy-based fake ice cream ones, but it was a real sandwich.  Although it was half-sized.  Usually I eat two at a time.

I unwrapped it, put it on a plate on edge, and took a paring knife and cut it in half right through the middle of the fake ice cream.  Flopped the halves on their sides and added a smear of organic peanut butter.  Reassembled.  Ate.

Revelatory.  Truly.