Usually, I flush the spam out of the comment moderation queue without much thought, but this bit caught my eye.

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Your compositions should be exorbitantly practical exclusively to villagers in Leary.

It’s like a cross between a fortune cookie and a badly translated technical manual.  The infinite monkeys have been working overtime and I think they might be on the verge of a breakthrough.  Maybe I’ll change the tag to “Limeduck.com: Exorbitantly Practical”