Venturing out yesterday, I spotted this sign on a Cambridge pole. Given the snowy weather, it must have been recently posted. As much as I appreciate the stylish typography, it's a little hard to read, so I'll copy the copy here.
Moustaches for All
Whether you're growing a moustache for Moustache March or currently sport one - herald the right style!
Moustache consultant services
- Appeals to your unique sensibilities
- Assists in finding the right fit, shape and design for the individual bearer
- Proudly exhibity your refined taste, whimsical fancies and gentlemanly* demeanor
And here's a closeup of the footnote and the number to call is you need your 'stache tuned up:
There's not much you can get for a nickel these days, I'll say that.