I coined myself a new handle this weekend when despite all the good stuff scheduled to go on, I just couldn't get myself out of bed on time: failduck. Just part of getting older, I suppose.
You can see failduck in action by going to http://www.limeduck.com/this-page-doesn't-exist. Yes, I know. That's not exactly what I'd call "action" either. Yes, I need better duck clip-art, too.
I would invite other ducky bloggers to use this if they so desire, but I think I'm on thin enough intellectual property ice here as it is.