I got an ice cream sandwich from the freezer. Not actually an ice cream sandwich, but one of those soy-based fake ice cream ones, but it was a real sandwich. Although it was half-sized. Usually I eat two at a time.
I unwrapped it, put it on a plate on edge, and took a paring knife and cut it in half right through the middle of the fake ice cream. Flopped the halves on their sides and added a smear of organic peanut butter. Reassembled. Ate.