I can't be the first one to have thought of this

I got an ice cream sandwich from the freezer.  Not actually an ice cream sandwich, but one of those soy-based fake ice cream ones, but it was a real sandwich.  Although it was half-sized.  Usually I eat two at a time.

I unwrapped it, put it on a plate on edge, and took a paring knife and cut it in half right through the middle of the fake ice cream.  Flopped the halves on their sides and added a smear of organic peanut butter.  Reassembled.  Ate.

Revelatory.  Truly.

1 Response

  1. wowo, I read this to Bruce and he was rendered speechless.

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