What I really wanted was a grilled cheese sandwich made with sharp cheddar, ideally with bacon and avocado, most of the Green Muenster but not quite all of it. I just don't dig the muenster cheese, and owing to the partially pre-assembled nature of Roxy's sandwiches, some substitutions just can't be made. I settled on the Rookie Melt, which was served up in just seven minutes.
Behold the Rookie Melt. I wonder if I should be offended by the name? It's cheddar and tomato, griddled up just right. The cheddar could be sharper (but it's certainly not as dull as muenster) and the tomato runs the risk of sliding out of the sandwich, but no grilled cheese rookie would let that happen.