What can turn a game of Russian Roulette into a pleasurable after-dinner snack?

The Candy Map can.

That’s right.  I’m talking about the key to the candy kingdom, the treasure of the sierra mocha, the map of the edible empire at at scale of near 1:1. The saving grace of the assorted miniatures, the candy map.

Not every box of candy has a map, and some put the map annoyingly on the bottom of the box, making it hard to navigate.  But wouldn’t it be wonderful if all kinds of foods had such a guide for the perplexed?